#004 The Need for Speed!

Salutations, saplings!

So we've got this EPIC pastor from New Zealand, land of the long white clouds (pun intended), by the name of Mike Connell. I really can't explain how epic he is, but I guess YouTube can? Maybe, maybe not. I don't know.

Anyway, his first sermon was on Friday night, but I was one of the ushers, so I can't get into the main hall. Bummer. He was preaching on the relationship of man and God. His examples were hilariously sweet. But even then, it still could not rejuvenate my focus to pay attention to his sermon. Never knew that being an usher had its downsides as well, but oh well.

Thus I made it a point to get into the frigging hall on Saturday, considering that I wasn't ushering at all. But there was a problem. I had a stupid, retardedly scheduled finals paper my name title of Bahasa Kebangsaan A. Or for you anti-Malay Language, its also known as B.M. - Bahasa Monyet, if you please.

Fortunately, the prick of a lecturer leaked out the answeres, to everyone I guess. So with leaked out answers to my advantage, I ventured onwards and finished the paper... in 1 hour - 20 MCQs, 2 Comprehensions, 2 Grammar Passages and 2 Essays.

WORLD RECORD DESU?!

I didn't care, I sped out of there to the taxi stand and told the guy to speed to church. Yes, 160km/hr gave me the thoughts of death for the first 10 minutes. I was about to call my friend who's already at church and ask him

"Hey, if I die in a car crash on the way to church, will I die a martyr? ROFLCOPTERBBQSAUCEANDWHATEVER~"

#003 Xypher's Achievement!

Xypher has made a great achievement of consuming 6 "3 in 1" pure Milo powder sachets in less than 24 hours!

In addition to that, Xypher may now be suffering from obtuse (pun intended) diabetes and as sure as hell suffering from Super Duper Hyperactivity and Insanely Ganjah-fied Imaginations. Besides, what benefit will Xypher gain from that? Being a Champion?

Like this dood 'ere? ^

OH c'mon, someone give Xypher a big hand!

On a side note, Xypher doesn't feel like taking Xypher's exams because Xypher is thining it is Xypher's waste of time. Xypher desu~

Xypher will be leaving Xypher's current university to go off to fulfill Xypher's dream of becoming a pilot. Xypher desu~

Xypher is high on Milo and Xypher's Facebook desu~

Xypher desu~

Xypher will continue to type in third person until Xypher is overcome by insanity or diabetes. Which ever comes first desu~

#002 Congregation

T'was a bummer. Having to wake up at 6.30 every Sunday just to go to church. Which I am thankful that I did go.

Met up with some pricks over from NS. Hell, I almost couldn't recognize them. Changed so much, they did. But I did forget their names though. The hell they've been doing here all these while without telling me?

Still, it was nice to meet up with them again.

Had a run in with Andrew at Midvalley, just to get back my phone. Ecstatic at that hey? Bye bye, shitty Nokia 6860; Welcome back, SE S500i. Yeah, but those maintenance pricks just had to erase all my contacts again.

Caught a movie last night, Public Enemies. Watching it in total disbelieve that 'coppers in the Great Depression era were so ... blur. But hell, Dillinger was awesome. Pity how he died though. Could always still write up on a probably "what would happen if..." mini document on him.

This scene was one of the ironic moments.

So Dillinger goes to the movies with a couple of other guys and plans out a robbery there. Halfway through the movie, the news reel played, alerting people of the Public Enemy number One, John Dillinger. Commentator then alerted viewers that he may be among them (which he was) and instructed them to look left and right. (even Dillinger's guys looked both ways as well, but to avoid suspicion, I guess). And hell, everyone was so blur, after that, Dillinger just got up and left.

Nice American Gangster movie in a while too. Don't get many of these now a days.

Met some more Bangla pricks on the train blasting their music. Was about to take a nice defaming picture of them, but I reminded myself; "This ain't Kiasu Keipo Singapore yo!"

And by the way, MALAYSIA SCOR'D TWO GOALS AGAINST MAN U? UNBEEREEVABURLARZZE!!

I need to sleep less. Why? Less sleep equates to a wilder imagination.

Thoughts of the day: Damn, I wish I had a talking dog.

#001 Nutshell

So whats up with life? Many things. Too many, in fact. Ah, one thing I miss - flaming. Haven't done that in a while. About time I became an asshole again. Kheh.

Anyway, in a nutshell, this has what's been happening since the last post.

KL -- INTI UC, Nilai -- Starts Courses | 04/05/09 -- Found it interesting for a while -- Met up with a couple of Brunei peeps -- Joined CHC* -- Decided to serve in either one of the ministries | Sound system/Ushers/Musician -- Decided to go with Ushers first -- Joined Adventure club -- Given a position in Committee member -- Didn't take it -- Found classes tough, very -- Got brainwashed by a few mechanics in AA* -- Got out of my music comfort zone | now listens to Hard Rock/Alternative Rock --Found Viva la Vida by Coldplay nice -- Shishah? -- Got wasted -- Got brainwashed some more -- Decided to drop out from INTI -- Decided to go into flying college instead -- Looking through Australian Flying Colleges -- Maybe going to Perth -- Maybe going to Adelaide -- Maybe staying back in Malacca Flight Academy -- Submitted application to Cathay Pacific Airlines -- Submitted application to CHC Usher ministry -- waiting for replies -- Today.

Today? I just got back from a train ride from hell(-ish Death Stares). I am NOT up to date with all these football events. But when those Liverfail* or Newcastle fans bombed those 2 hotels in Jakarta, Man U came here (Malaysia) instead. And I didn't know that.

So I went to Midvalley today for a consultation session for LASIK*, and grabbing the first shirt in my closet, I scurried off.

Got onto the train and passed about 9 stations from my stop. Since I was standing at the door itself, everyone that entered gave me a killer death stare and a look of disgust. I just stared back at them, but deep in though, I wondered if there was anything on my face that screams out "Smack Me!"

Only was it later, when I went to the washroom did i realize what I did that they, Man U fans, deemed offensive.

Man U was in town and I was wearing a Liverfail shirt.

*CHC -City Harvest Church

*AA -Air Asia

*LASIK -Laser Eye Surgery

*Liverfail -Liverpool

#000 Of numbers and names

So why Xypher? Who is Xypher? What is a Xypher?

Yeap, you're probably wondering who or what a Xypher is. Well, I'll try to make it as simple as possible for you to understand who or what a Xypher is. Well, simply put, a Xypher is... me. No, really. I am a Xypher, or rather, for good grammar's sake, I AM Xypher.

...

Doesn't help does it? Ah well, I never was a helpful guy to begin with. Okay, lets rewind shall we? So who or what is a Xypher? I am Xypher and my name is derived from Cipher, which - if I recall correctly, is the German numeral for Zero. How cool is that?

Well, when was the first time you saw a Zero?

Yeah, thought so. Or was it something like this?


Oh well, either way, it has no relevance whatsoever with my name. Or maybe the latter does. Japan! Aside from me, do you, anime fans, realize Japan loves to give cool and/or whacky names to some of its characters? Zero from Vampire Knight. Macross Zero. Gundam Zero. Gundam Zero Zero. Gundam Zero Zero S2. Gundam Zero Zero Zero. Gundam One perhaps? And the list goes on. So aren't Japanese obsessed with Zero? Not to imply that I am one but just a small point pointer.

But then again, they generally acknowledge success and failures with the simple O and X approach. With X towards fail. Back to numerals, the Romans came up with numbers first didn't they? I, II, III, IIII, IIIII, all the way to X and this depicts 10 in today's written system. And care to look closer, even 10 has a zero in it. Avid stater of the obvious, am I not? Gave a nice pat on the back, I did.

So, see, From Cipher to Zero to X. Does that somewhat show where this is getting at? The rise of a Xypher! From a Zero to a... one.

Okay, nuff' of my bumbling babbles. What do you expect of this blog? First, I have to say,"Expect -

1. the unexpected."
2. lot of random crap."
3. lots of hypocritical posts."
4. lots of mood swings and emo shit."
5. lots of planes, for with out them, what is a blog but a log with a b?" (reference to expectation #2)
6. this blog to go under when i get sick of blogging. This is known to happen very often. 5 times, to be exact. A hint would be that if I haven't posted in months.

Yeah, thats the lot I guess. Hypocritical, religious wise, I put my reference on "because we are not all perfect and fallen short of the glory of God." Me'h.

And that's it for this post as I'm tad tired from the long flight, ta~!


P/S. This post was typed on 14/4/09, but due to the lack of ISP, couldn't be posted.